- I will tell you when I need to pee.. LOL.
- I will hit you very often.
- I will insult you more than necessary.
- I will annoy you so much you’ll want to hit me.
- I will tell you useless/pointless stories.
- I will bitch to you. Like a lot.
- I will swear at you 24/7.
- I will tell you personal things people probably don’t want to hear.
(Source: labelyourlover, via briannabionic)
| PENCIL: | You know, I'm really sorry. |
| ERASER: | For what? You didn't do anything wrong. |
| PENCIL: | I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time. |
| ERASER: | That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. |
| random blogger reading this: | what |
| me: | OTP |